QUADRATHLON

Thursday, December 29, 2011

New 3rd Place Finisher Announced

Following the completion of the 2011 official audit and re-count, Scott has emerged as the 3rd place finisher, leapfrogging over both Big John and Dean in the standings. Quad organizers were quick to blame both Anheuser Busch and the Miller Brewing Company for the errant initial reports.

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Monday, December 05, 2011

2011 Odds Posted in Las Vegas

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Monday, December 27, 2010

Quad 2010 Schedule (as of 12/27)

December 29th
Start End Activity Location
4:00 PM 5:00 PM Quad Opening Ceremonies Strike and Spare
5:00 PM 7:00 PM Jr. and Sr Quad Bowling Strike and Spare
7:00 PM 7:30 PM Jr. Quad Darts Strike and Spare
7:30 PM 10:30 PM Sr. Quad Darts Strike and Spare
10:30 PM 11:00 PM Universal Go-Cart Championship Strike and Spare
December 30th
9:00 AM 9:30 AM Jr. Quad Disc Golf The Johnson Residence
10:00 AM 12:00 PM Sr. Quad Disc Golf Seven Oaks Disc Golf Course
12:00 PM 1:30 AM Travel and Lunch On your Own
1:30 PM 4:00 PM Sr. Quad Pool Snookers of Hickory Hollow
4:00 PM 6:00 PM Break NA
6:00 PM 8:00 PM Jr. and Sr. Quad Awards Dinner TBD

Saturday, December 25, 2010

New Head Scorekeeper Announced

Due to the inherent conflict of interest as a 2010 Quad competitor, Erin Bilbo has officially resigned from her 11-year tenure as Head Quad Scorekeeper. We thank Erin for her selfless service, and wish her success in all future endeavors.

As outlined in the Quad bylaws, Erin's responsibilities must be immediately assumed by her closest non-competing relative. In light if these events, please join me in welcoming our new Head Scorekeeper, Elizabeth Weigand.

Wizzy is a long time Quad supporter as well as a multi-year award ceremony host. She has proven her score-keeping abilities at multiple Quad bowling events, and is well schooled in spotting the "creative scorekeeping" of some Quad competitors.

Weigand's acceptance speech was brief, saying only, "I have to do what? Why?"

Competitor Faces Demotion to Junior Quad Following Bowling Defeat

Following a brutal bowling defeat to Lane "Stump" Burke, two time-runner up Des Carroll now faces a possible demotion to the Junior Quad.

"The loss was brought to our attention by a group of concerned fans last night," said a senior Quad Official. "Considering Stump just recently learned why there are three holes drilled into the ball, we think it may be better for both the Quad's reputation and competitor Carroll's self-esteem if he voluntarily stepped down to the Junior event where his skills might be more evenly matched."

The response from Carroll came in via a poor mobile line, but his comments on the matter appear to be related to equine excrement.