Saturday, December 30, 2006

2006 "Champion" Faces Doping Allegations

Only hours after accepting the coveted Quadrathlon Ribbon of Victory, Johnny Hipps championship reign was thrown into question following harsh allegations of illegal blood doping. Allegorical proof was forwarded to authorities immediately following the competition by an anonymous source (pictured left).

"We knew he really wanted to join the championship ranks," said the source, "but we didn't know he would stoop this low."

Medical Review Board chairman Fred Sistrunk indicated that official testing had not been conducted, but would most likely not be needed since Johnny clearly could not have won unaided. "It's really unfortunate for the competitive spirit of the Quad that we would have a champion win under such questionable circumstances" said Sistrunk.

An official ruling from the Competitive Committee is expected by the end of the week.

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