Sunday, November 25, 2007

Circle of Fear Shirts Now Available

"Circle of Fear 2007 " commemorative t-shirts are now available for purchase at participating retail outlets.

The Quadrathlon Circle of Fear highlights the competitors each year who are too paralyzed by fear to show their faces at the Quad. "Well, if the Higginbothams can't win an actual event, at least this gives them the opportunity to dominate something," said Johnny Hipps, 2006 Champion.

Other competitors were also quick to comment, including John Shilstone, saying "just because Mark gets his *ss kicked by his ol' dad each year is no reason for Little-John to hide in shame, but in fairness neither of them really have any chance of winning."

Military participants who are deployed and defending our very right to Quad are exempt from the Circle, this year including Tim Hale, but no other excuses are accepted.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Las Vegas Posts 2007 Odds

The following odds have been published by the Unified Sports Gambling Association (USGA) for the 2007 Winter Quadrathlon, hosted this year in Nashville, TN from December 27-29.

All competitors not listed are considered to be at such long odds that placing bets on them automatically qualifies the better for federally funded remedial financial management counselling in 37 states. Please click on the following link for additional information: http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/

Listed by current odds:

COMPETITOR

2007 Odds

Best Overall Finish

2006 Finish

Best Event

Weakness(s)

Hipps, Johnny

4:1

1

1

Billiards

Extreme overconfidence

Shilstone, John

4:1

2

2

Bowling

Seems to enjoy finishing second

Sistrunk, Bart

4:1

1

3

Disc Golf

Has lost the "Eye of the Tiger"

Sistrunk, Doug

8:1

2

4

Disc Golf

Cries during competition, blurring vision

Sistrunk, Fred

12:1

1

5

Darts

Distracted by perceived cheating

Carroll, Des

12:1

2

N/A

Billiards

Cannot remember event rules

Weigand, Travis20:1

8

6

BowlingLong hair reduces aerodynamics

Coming next week: The Circle of Fear!