Following weeks of bravado and false pretense, Little John Shilstone has officially withdrawn from the 2008 Quadrathlon, citing work related causes."The worst part to me is the lameness of his excuse", said father "Big" John after hearing the news. "I mean look at my son-in-law Tim. His excuses not only involve national security, they frequently involve direct orders from the President of the United States. Very convincing." Siblings Mark and Anne were unavailable for comment.
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