Quad 2010 Schedule (as of 12/27)

December 29th
Start	End	Activity	Location
4:00 PM	5:00 PM	Quad Opening Ceremonies	Strike and Spare
5:00 PM	7:00 PM	Jr. and Sr Quad Bowling	Strike and Spare
7:00 PM	7:30 PM	Jr. Quad Darts	Strike and Spare
7:30 PM	10:30 PM	Sr. Quad Darts	Strike and Spare
10:30 PM	11:00 PM	Universal Go-Cart Championship	Strike and Spare
December 30th
9:00 AM	9:30 AM	Jr. Quad Disc Golf	The Johnson Residence
10:00 AM	12:00 PM	Sr. Quad Disc Golf	Seven Oaks Disc Golf Course
12:00 PM	1:30 AM	Travel and Lunch	On your Own
1:30 PM	4:00 PM	Sr. Quad Pool	Snookers of Hickory Hollow
4:00 PM	6:00 PM	Break	NA
6:00 PM	8:00 PM	Jr. and Sr. Quad Awards Dinner	TBD

New Head Scorekeeper Announced

Due to the inherent conflict of interest as a 2010 Quad competitor, Erin Bilbo has officially resigned from her 11-year tenure as Head Quad Scorekeeper. We thank Erin for her selfless service, and wish her success in all future endeavors.

As outlined in the Quad bylaws, Erin's responsibilities must be immediately assumed by her closest non-competing relative. In light if these events, please join me in welcoming our new Head Scorekeeper, Elizabeth Weigand.

Wizzy is a long time Quad supporter as well as a multi-year award ceremony host. She has proven her score-keeping abilities at multiple Quad bowling events, and is well schooled in spotting the "creative scorekeeping" of some Quad competitors.

Weigand's acceptance speech was brief, saying only, "I have to do what? Why?"

Competitor Faces Demotion to Junior Quad Following Bowling Defeat

Following a brutal bowling defeat to Lane "Stump" Burke, two time-runner up Des Carroll now faces a possible demotion to the Junior Quad.

"The loss was brought to our attention by a group of concerned fans last night," said a senior Quad Official. "Considering Stump just recently learned why there are three holes drilled into the ball, we think it may be better for both the Quad's reputation and competitor Carroll's self-esteem if he voluntarily stepped down to the Junior event where his skills might be more evenly matched."

The response from Carroll came in via a poor mobile line, but his comments on the matter appear to be related to equine excrement.

Circle of Fear 2010 Announced

Following the glory and honor bestowed upon those brave enough to enter the Quad, we must now assign shame and humiliation to the unfortunate Quadophobiacs who will not be participating in the 2010 event (click here for more information on this debilitating medical condition).

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UPDATE: Dave Weigand removed from CoF, and will compete!
UPDATE: Erin Bilbo removed from CoF, and will compete!