Following a hot streak in Pool, first ever female Quadrathlon competitor Laura Sistrunk was not only able to complete all four challenging events*, but also managed to finish the event in 4th place overall. A feat many long-time competitors have never achieved.**Deepening the controversy, Sistrunk's 4th place place finish also placed her higher than two time Quad runner-up Des Carroll (5th place). "This is complete horse$*!%," said Carroll in a colorful outburst following the event.
Laura's post event comments were short, saying only "I hope those black jackets come in women's sizes, because this is the last year I won't have one."
*List of Competitors not Strong Enough to Complete all 4 Events:
- Patrick Bryde
- Todd St.John
- Bob Reissmann
**List of Competitors to Never Finish 4th or Higher:
- Sean Hipps
- Dave Weigand
- Davis Burke
- Brian Bilbo
- Mark Shilstone
- Dean Higginbotham
- Scott Higginbotham
- Kevin Cooper
- Tim Hale
3 comments:
Sean,
''He can be rebuilt!'' Was a often phrase heard by the leading scientists, doctors, astronomers, and dental hygenists who put 24/7 care into making me new again. I have comeback the bionic boy and plan to use all new abilities to my advantage. This abilities will be witnessed during events and not told beforehand. except for the quedtion by Mark ''do you have laser eyes'' to which I reply yes. And be scared mere fleah made humans.
From,
Sean hipps, a.k.a bionic boy
It,s amazing mark shilstones never finished in the top. 5 has he even been in the top 10? He doesn't,look like he sucks he just does! Hope he been praticing cause he sure needs to.
2006 champ John Hipps
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