Competitor Faces Demotion to Junior Quad Following Bowling Defeat

Following a brutal bowling defeat to Lane "Stump" Burke, two time-runner up Des Carroll now faces a possible demotion to the Junior Quad.

"The loss was brought to our attention by a group of concerned fans last night," said a senior Quad Official. "Considering Stump just recently learned why there are three holes drilled into the ball, we think it may be better for both the Quad's reputation and competitor Carroll's self-esteem if he voluntarily stepped down to the Junior event where his skills might be more evenly matched."

The response from Carroll came in via a poor mobile line, but his comments on the matter appear to be related to equine excrement.