With the departure of Pool and Darts from the Quad, new challengers for the title are certain to emerge. The committee responsible for ensuring the Quad is as fair as possible, the Focused Advocates for Real Competitive Equity (F.A.R.C.E.) assembled the following assessment of competitors most impacted by the changes:
Dave ++++
Excellent golfer and Corn Hole player, as well as a perennial top-4 bowler. With strong finishes possible in 3 events Dave emerges as this year's top threat.
Big John +++
Projected for top-2 finishes in both Bowing and Mini-Golf, can he score enough points in Corn Hole and Disc Golf to secure the Black Velvet Jacket?
Johnny H ++
Probably the only competitor capable of scoring 10+ points in all four events, and well known for his short game in golf. 2012 could produce our second multi-year champion.
Mark +
2011's only competitor to not score any points in any event. Change can only help.
Dean -
Loses the two events in which he did the best in 2011, but because he was in the USAF he should be good at golf. Net result is slightly negative.
Scott --
Loses Darts, his highest scoring event in 2011. Will most likely return to his standard spot on page 3 of the leader board, next to Tim.
Kevin ---
Loses only scoring event in 2011, and his shameless attempts to get a rodeo event into the Quad were unsuccessful.
Ben ----
Finished a remarkable first place in two events last year......the same two events we are dropping. Total 2011 score in returning events = 0.
2 comments:
What a coincidence....
Sounds like a little bit of "home cooking" to me. Didn't realize I was such a threat to the integrity of this great event. Although I will reluctantly respect the decisions of the quad committe (ginger), I do have some questions. For instance, since the cost of the event is in such consideration, I would like to know how much it does cost to install an 18 hole putt-putt course as well as a fully functioning bowling alley at someones home? Hope you got a great deal on black friday. Maybe you should change the name to "feline farts" you bunch of kitties.
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