Junior Quad Tampering Attempted

 

In a turn of events that surprised no one, two career Circle of Fear members were caught in blatant attempts to interfere with the Junior Quad.

First time Quad entrant Keith reportedly made multiple attempts to have Hale children disqualified for foot-faults during competition.  Head Referee Des was quick to quiet the protests.

To further the Jr Quad's troubles, Little John (after scoring zero points in Day-1 of the Sr. Quad) was caught attempting to enter the Jr. Quad in hopes of earning a medal.

Photographic evidence (below) submitted by an anonymous source shows little John trying to look discreet as he slipped into the end of the line of waiting Quadders.



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Neither competitor was available for comment, but in an official release the Quad Secret Committee stated they were "Glad to see the new competitors embracing the Quad's philosophy: win at all costs."

Quad Final Results

1st Place - Johnny

Results Analysis:

* Big John remains the only competitor to never finish outside of the Top 5

* All 3 original Jr. Quad Members (Sean, Brian, and Zack) finished in the Top 10. It's only a matter of time...

* Linda continues to dominate all female and Higginbotham competitors.

* Des wins the coveted Double-Skunk award by losing both Corn Hole matches 0-7.

* While Davis was hiding at work, Rusty scored the most points of any first time competitor

* In a strong statement of family unity, Tim finished with the same number of points as his daughter with a broken arm.

* Mark failed to finish in his trademarked 7th place, but he did win first place for "best award acceptance speech"

RANK	COMPETITOR	POINTS	RANK	COMPETITOR	POINTS
1	JOHNNY	48.0	16	SLADE	8.0
2	FRED	36.0	17	DAVE	4.5
3	BART	32.5	18	LAURA	4.0
4	BIG JOHN	31.3	19	KEITH	3.0
5	DOUG	30.3	20	RUSTY	2.8
6	BRIAN	28.0	21	SONNY	2.5
7	SEAN	23.5	T-22	ANGELLE	0.0
T-8	LINDA	22.0	T-22	ERIN	0.0
T-8	ZACH	22.0	T-22	JAIME	0.0
10	MARK	16.0	T-22	KEVIN	0.0
11	DILLON	16.0	T-22	LITTLE JOHN	0.0
12	DES	15.0	T-22	MELANIE	0.0
T-13	BEN	13.5	T-22	MIRIAM	0.0
T-13	SCOTT	13.5	T-22	TIM	0.0

RANK

COMPETITOR

POINTS

RANK

COMPETITOR

POINTS

1

JOHNNY

48.0

16

SLADE

8.0

2

FRED

36.0

17

DAVE

4.5

3

BART

32.5

18

LAURA

4.0

4

BIG JOHN

31.3

19

KEITH

3.0

5

DOUG

30.3

20

RUSTY

2.8

6

BRIAN

28.0

21

SONNY

2.5

7

SEAN

23.5

T-22

ANGELLE

0.0

T-8

LINDA

22.0

T-22

ERIN

0.0

T-8

ZACH

22.0

T-22

JAIME

0.0

10

MARK

16.0

T-22

KEVIN

0.0

11

DILLON

16.0

T-22

LITTLE JOHN

0.0

12

DES

15.0

T-22

MELANIE

0.0

T-13

BEN

13.5

T-22

MIRIAM

0.0

T-13

SCOTT

13.5

T-22

TIM

0.0