Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Junior Quad Tampering Attempted

 
In a turn of events that surprised no one, two career Circle of Fear members were caught in blatant attempts to interfere with the Junior Quad.

First time Quad entrant Keith reportedly made multiple attempts to have Hale children disqualified for foot-faults during competition.  Head Referee Des was quick to quiet the protests.

To further the Jr Quad's troubles, Little John (after scoring zero points in Day-1 of the Sr. Quad) was caught attempting to enter the Jr. Quad in hopes of earning a medal.

Photographic evidence (below) submitted by an anonymous source shows little John trying to look discreet as he slipped into the end of the line of waiting Quadders.


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Neither competitor was available for comment, but in an official release the Quad Secret Committee stated they were "Glad to see the new competitors embracing the Quad's philosophy: win at all costs."

Quad Final Results

1st Place - Johnny

Results Analysis:
* Big John remains the only competitor to never finish outside of the Top 5
* All 3 original Jr. Quad Members (Sean, Brian, and Zack) finished in the Top 10. It's only a matter of time...
* Linda continues to dominate all female and Higginbotham competitors.
* Des wins the coveted Double-Skunk award by losing both Corn Hole matches 0-7.
* While Davis was hiding at work, Rusty scored the most points of any first time competitor
* In a strong statement of family unity, Tim finished with the same number of points as his daughter with a broken arm.
* Mark failed to finish in his trademarked 7th place, but he did win first place for "best award acceptance speech"

RANKCOMPETITORPOINTSRANKCOMPETITORPOINTS
1JOHNNY48.016SLADE8.0
2FRED36.017DAVE4.5
3BART32.518LAURA4.0
4BIG JOHN31.319KEITH3.0
5DOUG30.320RUSTY2.8
6BRIAN28.021SONNY2.5
7SEAN23.5T-22ANGELLE0.0
T-8LINDA22.0T-22ERIN0.0
T-8ZACH22.0T-22JAIME0.0
10MARK16.0T-22KEVIN0.0
11DILLON16.0T-22LITTLE JOHN0.0
12DES15.0T-22MELANIE0.0
T-13BEN13.5T-22MIRIAM0.0
T-13SCOTT13.5T-22TIM0.0