*Total overall Wins………………………0
*Total event Wins………………………...0
*Total top ten finishes………………….0
*Total overall points scored………….0
*Total event losses to Anne while she held a baby……2
Tim has been a riveting player to watch since his
freshman appearance in 2005. Since then this noteworthy participant has managed to set a possibly unbreakable record: most Quads attended while still scoring absolutely no points in any event.
Tim has also distinguished himself in
setting the precedence for Circle of Fear exemption. When he applied for removal due to his
“deployment” to sunny Guam, the committee after much deliberation and
exhaustive research reached the historic decision of only exempting those
deployed to combat zones. Anonymous committee
members released these separate statements.
“Air Force? I honestly don’t think they even have tanks”. “anyone can fly a plane. Apaches are the real
challenge.
Budweiser Player spotlight featured player of the year, Tim. A controversial figure to say the least, and we can't wait to see what happens
next.
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